Al
Schwartz Live
By
Susan Lampert Smith '82
"When I went out to the Rose Bowl, I sent a letter
to Bob Hope and Jimmy Durante," Schwartz recalls,
saying he told the stars that he'd played the Durante
role in the Haresfoot production of Red, Hot and Blue.
"We met them both. It was like talking to the
gods." Dave Weiner '54, Schwartz's former college
roommate, remembers that his pal was "delirious"
about meeting the two stars, and that Schwartz and
Durante hit it off especially well. "Al would
hit it off with anybody," he adds.
After
a year at WKOW, Schwartz was drafted into the army.
The station bid him farewell by televising his GI
haircut live. Even in the military, Schwartz was destined
for show business. He was assigned to an officers'
club in Japan and charged with booking the entertainment
acts. His job involved prowling the Ginza entertainment
district of Tokyo, previewing and booking the best
performers. As with talent scouts everywhere, his
presence created a stir, and he enjoyed the unexpected
perk. "I was treated like royalty for a guy who
was a private in the army,'' he says.
Back
home, Schwartz was hired at WBBM, the CBS station
in Chicago. It was there that he stage-managed the
1960 Kennedy-Nixon debate.
"I
was sent by the makeup man, Sid Simons, to fetch both
Kennedy and Nixon," Schwartz says. "Kennedy
went to makeup when he was called; Nixon told me he
didn't need any. The next day, Nixon told the press
that he was never asked or offered makeup."
During those Windy City years, Schwartz joined the
famed Second City comedy troupe. He also met the woman
he would marry.
Schwartz
recalls that his Zeta Beta Tau (ZBT) fraternity brothers
were coming to town for the Northwestern-Wisconsin
game. He immediately thought of two twin sisters who
sang on his station's radio affiliate. What better
way to impress the guys than to arrive with a pair
of beautiful twins, one on each arm? Joan Boyd turned
him down, but she said her sister, Jayne, wasn't busy.
"I
thought, 'Oh, okay, I'll just take one,' " Schwartz
says. "We went to the game, and knew right away
that love and marriage were in our future. We've been
married for thirty-eight years."
The
Boyd sisters went on to become the original Doublemint
Twins, promoting Wrigley's slogan, "Double your
pleasure, double your fun," and becoming commercial
icons of the 1960s.
By 1968, Al and Jayne Schwartz had three little kids
and were headed to Hollywood. The success of NBC's
Laugh In had the other networks scrambling for competitors.
Based on his Second City experience, Schwartz was
hired to direct the ABC comedy show What's It All
About, World? Despite ABC's stated desire for
cutting-edge comedy, Schwartz says that fear of network
censors and a "white-bread host" meant the
show never hit its potential. It lasted one season.
But for ABC in the 1960s, Schwartz says, that wasn't
too bad.
"There
was a joke going around that if ABC had produced the
Vietnam War, it would have been over in thirteen weeks,"
he adds.
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